Sunday, 8 September 2013

レディーマーメイド Lady Mermaid - DIA LADY Review

Hey guys!
If you aren't aware, as part of Hello!Project a new television show has been added to their roster called Satoyama. This show includes the Hello!Project members take part in activities to promote agriculture and nature, but I personally find this kind of material boring. HOWEVER, it has made up for it by allowing Hello!Project members to be part sub-units as a part of this movement! Lately Satoumi was then introduced as part of this new movement and one of the sub-units to come out of this was DIA LADY.



When I heard that Airi Suzuki (C-ute) and Risako Sugaya (Berryz Kobou) were paired up to be Dia Lady I was so happy. These girls are two of my top vocalists from both C-ute and Berryz Kobou, so it was obvious that I was going to review this at some point. Get your rock a billy groove and let's get into this review!!

The music video opens up with a very pretty and calm sea! It relates to the whole Satoumi movement with water. I'm getting this...
Now we are now in a very funky 50's diner! I expect to see the pink ladies popping out from under the counter to sing Summer Nights...oh I wish it could be true! But we do have these stunning young ladies to take their place.
Airi: That's right Jenny! Who needs the pink ladies when you have the Dia Ladies!
Risako: We don't need any grease monkeys dirtying up the place either!
I love the spirit of these two girls! Let's groove and rock n roll!
I really do love this diner set and it reminds me of an American diner place that's just opened nearby! I need to visit it!
That's it Airi run your hand through your hair like you just don't care! Show Rizzo how it's done!
I can see that Risako is going down the innocent route! A new rival for Sandra Dee I see, ah it rhymed!
That nail polish is so pretty! Let's hope it doesn't get mucked up from that beautiful motorbike.
Airi are you on a date with a biker?! UFP won't be happy especially if he is a bad boy!
Aww Risako doesn't seem to have a date this evening.
Risako: Where did I go wrong? Where is my biker in shining leather?
Your time will come Risako, honey don't worry.
I had to take a screen shot of this cause the names on the records make me chuckle so much!
"Black Cow." - It sounds kind of rude if you look at it in a certain context but the randomeness of the title makes me giggle.
"Ding dongs." - I'm sorry UFP you are doing this on purpose! You want my dirty mind to take over. I will not succumb to it I promise you!
M-Maybe Airi isn't having a date with a biker, maybe she's having smoochies with the microphone?
Airi: Jenny that's silly...I was distracted by the hotness of my piece of biker goodness!
Airi you sassy girl! Go get him tiger GRR!
Risako seems to be following Airi's footsteps in getting herself a hunk!
Risako: It's all in the eyes, a little cheeky pout to add the finishing touch!
You don't need to practise pouting Risako you do it so well you could pout in your sleep!
Just cause Airi has a man does not mean she is going to abandon the Dia Ladies!
Shake those hips for Dia!!!
Risako realises that waiting around for her prince in shining leather isn't going to be a success if she keeps waiting around.
She realises that other things are more important...
Airi realises that maybe this biker dude isn't as exciting as she thought he would be. She looked so bored on this date! Even if there is a beautiful motorbike at her disposal!
Risako: I just need milkshake to get rid of my dating woes!
See milkshake is much sweeter than a lot of dudes around here!
Be a single pringle and just mingle!!!
I am so not good at this 50's lingo...
That's a pretty trinket where did you get it from Airi?
It doesn't look like something your lame ass boyfriend would get you.
Airi: It was a present off a very old friend of mine...
As I say and I will say again Airi who needs men when you have your best friend?
She's alone drowning herself in milkshake!
The Dia Lady's spirit is still maintaining strong with some hunkadilly shoulder shakes!
They look so happy bless them!
And wave those men off! Bye bye guys we don't need you!!!
Airi you go girl! You don't need no man!
Just leave his bike for someone to steal that'll show him for abandoning you!
Risako: Have the milkshake, Jenny. There is something I must do.
I'm proud of you Risako!! Fight for friendship, I'll cave into this amazing milkshake! Oishii!
Airi's attitude in the diner scenes are just amazing, if H!P did a production of Grease she would kick butt!
Whereas, on the other hand Risako seems to be taking the doe eyes innocent look in the diner scenes. She does this an awful lot but she looks damn pretty so I can let it go!
Airi: You are now officially a Dia Lady Jenny! Copy our moves and you're on your way!
YES! Thank you! I will prove I am a true Dia Lady!!!
They look happy with my moves...and all together now!!!
SNAP!! You got it on going on!
Thanks Risako I try *hairflip*
And a 1...2...3...4!!!
I was in love with Airi's voice at this point in the song!
I never want it to happen but if C-ute graduated or disbanded she has to have a solo career! I demand it!
Who needs to twerk like Miley when you can twist with the Dia Ladies...this is much more funky and fun!
After abandoning her milkshake at the cafe, Risako ponders over the lake.
Is she there to think or is she there to meet someone?
This screenshot was such a lucky one, I randomly paused and this appeared.
I love the looks of the girls in this! Airi interacts with the camera so much whereas Risako looks lile she wants to put in a lot of emotion.
Risako: I thought I'd never see you here again.
Who is it Risako? Who did you think you'd never see again?
Airi! I knew it!
Airi: You were right Risako, my boyfriend was a jerk! I shoved him to the curb!
Risako: That's my girl!
Yay! It might be towards the end of the summer but there is still plenty of time to make memories!
Friendship triumphs over love!!
I saw the Budweiser sign at the back of the diner. Why not celebrate your friendship with a cold alcoholic beverage?
Airi: Jenny, I know you're old enough to drink in England. But here in Japan it's a no no!
Okay okay Airi thanks for letting me know.
Why not get a milkshake then? Risako loves them!
Risako: Who cares? Let's have a few cheeky drinks and get this party started!
I like your thinking Risako!
That's the spirit...Dia Ladies forever!!

I really really enjoyed screen capping this! I haven't been listening to this song for a while but then my friends on-line have been posting their singing covers of this song on-line and it got me addicted to this song. With all of the techno material that Hello!Project seem to be releasing lately it really is wonderful to be listening to something completely different. Lady Mermaid is a song that is very infectious and the instrumentation of the jazzy instruments and some funky bass among other 50's instruments really made me want to listen to this song again and again. Then when it's teamed up with the amazing vocals of Airi and Risako it makes it all the more enjoyable to listen to.

I know a lot of people are in love with Airi and I can't disagree with them. In my opinion Airi is one of the best singers that have come out of Hello!Project and they've really taken care of this girl to take good care of her voice and let it sound fantastic naturally. I know Riho from Morning Musume is a very talented singer and with this potential talent it seems H!P have tried to force this talent out of her instead of allowing her to do it naturally. So I am very happy that they have trained Airi with her vocals so she blossoms on her own and I think that is one of the best things UFP has done. She truly is a star in the making.

Even though she is just as talented as Airi, Risako still gets a lot of criticism for her voice. She is a fantastic singer and on record she sounds amazing, but when it comes to live performances sometimes her vibrato can be overemphasised so it makes her voice shaky and she also has the tendency to shout her vocals. However, I think this song was suited towards Risako's voice well and she sounded flawless without having to shout.

The music video for this song is very simple as it is with usual Hello!Project videos but the simple outside shots also add variety to it which makes it very visually entertaining to watch. The main diner set was a set I fell in love with and I'd have loved to have been a customer. The girls looked fabulous in their black dresses to contrast with the bright neon lights of the diner sensationally. Airi's black dress really suited her slim frame and she looked gorgeous and now I really want to buy the same dress. Risako then dresses in a much sweeter dress and it suits her figure too. I know some people think of her as bigger than the other Hello!Project girls, however, I do think that a tight dress wouldn't have suited Risako so I think this looser dress really compliments her.

The outside shots were really beautiful and the pastel shades of the shots reminded me of vintage films and I think the pastel outfits that the girls wore were very sweet and simple. I know a lot of idol music videos like out of the ordinary outfits but I think simple casual outfits like these look even better. The city in the background of Airi's shots were stunning and they filmed at just the right time for the sun to set too and I was in love with it. The night city shots were also very visually appealing, but the lighting of the girls in that scene didn't compliment their faces at all and made them look really washed out. Apart from that the music video was very fun to watch and I'd watch it again and again.

With a funky rock a billy sound to break away from the traditional techno H!P have created, this song is one that I want to listen to again and again when I get sick of listening to auto tuned Morning Musume. The powerful vocals of Airi and Risako tops it all off to make the song a perfect one, and I do hope this duo releases another track soon. But this is UFP so they'll be dashing my dream before it's even begun!

RATING: 9/10

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

FADELESS - theGazettE REVIEW

Hey guys sorry for the absence of this blog. It has been very hectic for me since my last post with job hunting, many other online projects and I just returned from a holiday last week. Right now, I am laid in bed with a stomach bug which sucks, but its kicked me into touch to post another review (FINALLY!) so here we go...
It has been a heck of a long time since theGazettE have released any new material so when I found out that they were releasing Fadeless as a new single I was over the moon. So when I finally saw the PV today I knew that this was the song I had to review for this blog next. For two reasons: 1) It's theGazettE my all time favourite J-Rock band so it made perfect sense. 2) There have been a lot of releases I've been wanting to review this week but I wanted a change of pace from my usual idol posts and break the ice with some J-Rock. A lot of people I know online know that I love idols and idols are very popular but it's nice to always meet people who love the Japanese rock scene too. I also am in love with J-Rock too as a genre so I always like to review some J-Rock from time to time!

With their ten plus year career, theGazettE have received an amazing amount of success and have become one of the most popular J-Rock bands in Japanese music history. Their latest single Fadeless is being released on the 21st of August and I just know that this song will reach the same success as their past releases.

Now let's get into this awesome PV shall we?

Woah girl! I I love the nails, the red is fabulous and the nails are fabulous. However, they do need a little trim don't they? We don't want them catching on anything do we?
A-a-are you? You look like...Lady Gaga! Forgive me your Highness your nails are beautiful, everything about your style is beautiful. Please don't unleash your monsters on me...
Okay, I've got her in a good mood...for now. Phew!~~ Well hello there Reita, where are you off to?
Another awesome band performance? He doesn't look too happy either...must be something in the air.
Ooooh pretty butterfly! I love pretty things!
Silver: Hey guys, I don't know exactly where I am. I'm meant to be dancing in Lady Gaga's show but I think I'm in the wrong place.
Reita: Guys just ignore her. She's a fangirl and follows me all of the time. Do not maintain eye contact and she will leave!
Now I know why he isn't such a happy bunny...us fangirls can be quite a handful!
I absolutely loved this shot, there's always something about Aoi smoking that tickles me in all the right places >.<
And of course the B-E-Autiful Uruha <3
Uruha: Now pout, this is gonna look fabulous in the shoot!
Aoi: Let me just finish my cigarette, I do have smoking rights!
I am a big massive fan of these shots, it's such beautiful gothic imagery. They don't have anything necessarily to do with the PV but they do look pretty anyway.
Lady Gaga: C'mon gurls we gotta go! I have a show to do.
Uruha: I haven't got my cherry chap on! Don't let Lady Gaga see! 
Ruki: You girls keep ruining the shots dammit! Fine, if I date one of your fangirl dancers will you finally leave...
He soon lived to regret it however...this lady was a lot more hands on than he liked.
Ruki: Er..guys...any help here? I take my decision back!
Oh Kai my little cutie you finally make a debut into this PV! The blue lighting in this is just beautiful! 
Ruki is getting more and more angry and I don't think there is anything I can do or say to help...
Uruha: Ignore him, he's always the little diva. Just pout like I do and be fabulous!
Uruha: Aoi gets the drift, but do not outshine me! I am the pouting king!
Uruha: Yep, that's right. Bow down before your King! One does not simply pout as I do!
I do have to say even though Reita does keep his face covered up in all of theGazettE's PVs, his bling bling makes up for it! I really love that jacket, gimme!
Ruki's date isn't improving at all so he tries to distract her with small talk.
Ruki: So...er...what do you do for a living? I bet it's a lot of hands on work
Meanwhile, Aoi decides to steal some of Uruha's spotlight...
And HAIRFLIP!!!
Ruki: Okay when I said hands on I didn't mean you had to put your hand there...STOP!
And while Ruki is performing in the music video shoot he tries to use hand gestures to hide the fact he's trying to wipe away the guilt and shame he had from dating that awful fangirl! And the imaginary germs...
Ruki: My germ phobia is getting into overdrive!
You can tell Aoi and Uruha and very serious performers and wanna practise their performance characters.
Uruha: Keep poutin', apply lipgloss, keep poutin'...
Aoi: Keep smoking, this is my last one I've gotta make it last!
Lady Gaga's finally realized that she is going to be late for her show so she's trying to do big massive hand signals to bring her girls back over!
Aoi is finally in the zone now! He's fulfilled his smoking habit so he can finally get back to into the zone
Aoi: Let's rock guys!
Uruha: That's the spirit!
Finally, now that the bad moods in the room are finally lifting, it's time for Uruha and Aoi to keep everyone smiling...hopefully
Lady: So...err any plans for this date then?
Now that this lady has finally got her claws into Ruki she now clearly has no clue what to do. Your planning skills are awesome gurl!
Well there's a chair opposite, and some lovely candles. Why not actually be normal and have a lovely candlelit dinner? (AS IN SCAT AND KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THAT GORGEOUS MAN XD!)
The thought of Ruki's date is making the guys hungry.
Uruha: Dude, can you smell any cooking?
Aoi: No, Uruha. Do not get distracted now!
Keep your rocking spirit going Aoi, keep theGazettE spirit alive!
Ruki has finally caught on with my idea of a normal date after he's seen the chair and the candles.
Ruki: Er...I'm a little hungry...is dinner cooking?
Another artistic shot, I love that blue butterfly the shade is so pretty!
Erm...can we go yet? Lady Gaga we're gonna be late for the concert is she finished with her date yet?
Ruki: I have had it up to here today. The music video shoot is ruined and after this disastrous date all I want is a good dinner...comprende?
I think Kai has also got the same idea. After all of his drumming, while all of this stuff has been going on, he is finally exhausted and wants to finally eat. I know the feeling Kai, I know the feeling!
You want me to make dinner? I think Ruki has made a mistake, I have a show to go to.
Pfft she really doesn't know how to cook. Her plans to date Ruki have gone up in flames. Bitch please!
So we're leaving? Finally! But can someone guide me out of here I can't actually see.
As much as Lady Gaga loves her weird fashion she does need to make sure it's safe and doesn't blind her performers xD How are they to perform with their eyes closed?
Ruki finally waves the girls off and is so relieved that he can finally get back to his music video shoot.
I bet the other guys aren't pleased that their front man has been slacking off for a woman. This is their big comeback, they need him!
Oooh pretty!
Aoi: Ohhh so now you come back after another rejection? I know the roadies are hot but we do need to concentrate now!
Kai: Is dinner done yet?
I feel a lot of pity for Kai, not an awful lot of shots and now he thinks he is having dinner when his hopes are gonna be dashed. Poor Kai! Let's hope someone else stands in to make dinner. I can make a good cake? Anyone?
Now that the girls have given up their hopes on digging their claws into theGazettE they can finally return to their show.
Lady Gaga: Silver lady, follow the light and we'll get back to the concert!
I can see the light!
Kai: Is dinner done yet? I'm gonna drop any moment!
Reita: *sighs* fine! Now after I've done my kick ass bass solo I'll make dinner. I don't see anyone else volunteering.
Reita: I'll guess I'll have to clean this mess up as well. Ruki, next time you bring one of your roadies here I ain't cleaning up.
And Reita finally saves the day by making some good food!
And the beautiful butterfly finishes it all off! Pretty!

I don't know where I was going with these screenshots, I guess I kind of made my own wierd storyline that kind of doesn't make sense? It's the day of their music video shoot and of course with Lady Gaga being Lady Gaga she crazily allows one of her dancers to have a date with Ruki against his will. Therefore because he disappears to be on this date the whole music video shoot goes topsy turvy. Uruha and Aoi don't really know what to do so they keep practicing and hope that everything goes fine. Kai keeps doing his thing but then as they all realize that this date is a fluke and the woman realizes she can't make dinner, she leaves with Lady Gaga and the rest of her crew. This leaves the guys hungry for food, and the silent Reita decides he'll make dinner to keep everyone happy. So strangness aside let's get into this review!

The PV was a very fantastic video, and as much as I loved it there were some features of the video that I have seen before in previous music videos. The red setting and the suit that Ruki wore in the band performance shots did remind me a lot of Red but the appearence of it was very different to Red as well because the shots of Red were very shaky whereas the camera shots here were very much more clearer so I could see the setting of the band shots much better. I know these guys also like their women and they always have some sexy women being placed in most of their music videos somewhere so it's no surprise that Ruki has one giving him a very special massage.

I really loved the pacing of the shots throughout the music video too so it showcased Ruki as the frontman but also showcased the other members of the band well and having cuts between the band and the "story" shots were at an excellent pace too. I also loved where the different members of the band were placed too, usually each guy as their solo shots but they also got paired up into different shots too with Uruha and Aoi paired up and then Reita and Kai as the other pair. It added a little more variety to the set up that they usually have with their PVs.

One thing that I was really in love with was the gothic imagery within the music video. The whole set up of the chair with the candles created a really unorthodox romantic setting and it looked quite beautiful despite dark imagery of the shots. The close up shots of the woman with the butterfly and flower on her mouth were also shots that I loved as well and I'm sure they had some symbolic reference to them, but due to not having an English translation of the lyrics I have yet to know what the symbolism is. The use of the color of the blue butterfly and the red flower also allowed a clear connection between the shots with the use of color. The blue of the butterfly connected with the shots of the gothic settings whereas the red flower accessorized well with the red room shots and then the flower and butterfly shots connected to each other so it was a nice, clean, creative circle throughout the PV. A lot of PVs I know like to have an awful lot of creativity to them but if they aren't connected or make sense with each other then it makes the PV look messy and over the top and I am glad that this video doesn't do that.

theGazettE also looked fabulous in the music video and even though they are known for their very extravagant V-kei fashion in the past I am glad they were very simple in this music video. They managed to maintain their signature look but didn't go over the top with it to make a statement. And yes I did notice Uruha's fabulous hat! He does suit very feminine fashion! I also loved Reita's studded jacket too, I'll have to see if I can find one similar to it.

What I loved about this song is how it showcases how theGazettE can mesh different genres together. At the beginning of the song they manage to put their heavy rock instrumentation together with RnB female vocals and it works well together. Before I listened to this band I could never imagine putting together RnB and metal musical components together but these guys manage to make it work and I guess that's why I love them a lot! This song was also very reminiscent of some of their older songs that I really enjoy like Filth in the Beauty and Red but at the same they also managed to make it very fresh. I was also very surprised to see a lack of amazing guitar solos off of the amazing Uruha and Aoi like their amazing guitar solos in Pledge, but then at the end of the song when I heard Reita's kick ass bass solo it made up for it! The bass is a very under appreciated instrument I think and I am glad Reita got to showcase his talent at the end. Now let's just hope Kai gets his spotlight next with an amazing drum solo! Despite the lack of guitar solos of the amazing Uruha and Aoi I did love how their guitars sounded in the middle 8 phrase when Ruki went for softer vocals. They way they were mixed were pleasing to the ear.

The first thing that captivated me with theGazettE when I first heard them was Ruki's voice. His voice is an amazing recording voice and really pulls you in when I hear it in a single or album song and that's what made me want to listen to them more, of course along with their music, but Ruki's voice was the main component that pulled me in. Once again he executed amazing vocals in this song and I loved his whiny vibrato throughout because it really emotes the meaning of the song very well even though I don't know what the lyrics actually mean. Then with the backing female RnB vocals, especially as they shone in the chorus, it contrasted with Ruki's voice very well and made the chorus rise out like a phoenix in the flames. The melodic vocals of the song really make this song enjoyable to listen to because a lot of theGazettE songs become my favourites because of complex instrumentations, but the instrumentation was much simpler in Fadeless. I am just very happy that the vocals filled up the gap instead!

As much as I love the song and how much I know I will be replaying this song over and over again, there wasn't anything new from the band that was put into this song. Once again, they managed to combine older and newer elements of their music to make a classical theGazettE song. However, it hasn't made much of an impact on me (like literally making me squeal at the first listen) as a new release like Vortex did. However I will definitely be purchasing the album this single is featured on when it is released.



This release once again makes me realize why theGazettE are all my all time favorite V-kei rock band.

RATING: 8/10

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